I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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