my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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