So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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