if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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