Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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