dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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