U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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