There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
Randomize
