You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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