it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
i now understand why vodka
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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