..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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