then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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