I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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