Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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