it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Operation Purity has been aborted
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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