The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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