oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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