Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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