But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I have demons in me.
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Randomize
