YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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