So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
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