The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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