If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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