I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
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