We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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