I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
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