He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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