Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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