yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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