Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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