Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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