Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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