im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
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