i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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