Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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