i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
I checked into jail on foursquare
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Randomize
