just come out here and I will go home with you...
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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