Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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