hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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