3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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