let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
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