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Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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