You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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