I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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