My friends, they love my intelligence
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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