I am in a vortex of obligation.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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