We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
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