hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
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