thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
His nipple licking is glorious
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