I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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