Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
I don't usually arrange sex via text message
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I booty called her while she was in labor.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
I am mentally ready for anal.
Randomize
